From Si Bromley via John Hoare:
On page 21 of today’s Sunday Mirror (21st May), TV critic has presented a ‘Eurovisionalike’, with photographs of UK hopeful/hideous failure Javine, alongside a piccie of our very own Duane Dibbley. Underneath is the [very original, it has to be said] caption, “Javine and Red Dwarf’s Duane”

And yes, I bought the Sunday Mirror especially for that picture. I accidentally read some of the paper and almost vomited out my insides.