As mentioned in this thread, the track Figjam by Aussie rapper Butterfingers contains the excellent lyric “smoke me a kipper, bitch”. And, with thanks to Vicky Child, here’s the full track:
The line itself comes at 2.08, so prick your ears at that point. I can’t decide whether the track is amusing or annoying. Still, any song that contains what is undoubtedly a Dwarf reference has got to be worth a listen. Oh, and parental advisory: explicit fucking content.