Well, not much, to be honest. But Merry Christmas from all of us here at Observation Dome anyway. Watch out for something seasonal later on today on G&T; and don’t forget The Christmas Invasion at 7pm on BBC ONE. As if you would.
Which brings us neatly to our question of the day - what would the planned Christmas special(s) of Red Dwarf have been like? Longer than half an hour, certainly - but would Rob and Doug have done something completely unseasonal, or would they not have been able to resist making a proper Christmassy episode, with snow, tinsel, and Christmas trees? I just can’t quite picture the latter…