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John Hoare / 13.04.07 / 10:03 am

Sexual Etiquette by Robert Llewellyn

Robert Llewellyn, bearing down on YOU.

Long-time readers of this site will remember our review of the VHS Having It Off - Spitting Image’s answer to The Lover’s Guide. Unusually for Spitting Image, it included extensive sequences without puppets . And some of those sequences were done by Robert Llewellyn - and he’s quite the best thing about the release. Ha ha, release.

So, I’ve gone and uploaded all his sections to YouTube, in a blatant breach of copyright. Aren’t I nice to you?

Sexual Etiquette By Robert Llewellyn #1 - Undressing
Sexual Etiquette By Robert Llewellyn #2 - Cunnilingus
Sexual Etiquette By Robert Llewellyn #3 - Faces
Sexual Etiquette By Robert Llewellyn #4 - Condoms

I’ll let you watch them for yourself rather than spoil it for you - but I think they’re great. Really funny, and he really, erm, throws himself into it and gives it his all. Yes. He certainly does that. Yes. Help.

Sadly, most of the rest of the video is pretty lacklustre, bar a few standout moments - this is 1993 Spitting Image quality, rather than 87. Still, there are a few great bits - I’ll upload the best of the rest of it next week.

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Ian Symes's picture Staff

Ian Symes / Fri, 2007-04-13 10:15 / #

ROBERT LLEWELLYN’S FLOPPY COCK


Jonathan Capps's picture Staff

Jonathan Capps / Fri, 2007-04-13 10:36 / #

Wow, that Robert Llewellyn mask is really accurate!

HA!


Arlene Rimmer BSc SSc's picture

Arlene Rimmer B... / Fri, 2007-04-13 10:37 / #

Well, way to spoil the whole thing, Ian.

Also, I expect this is the whole point, but—that picture? That one you used with this article? Yeah, that’s…that’s hard to look at.


Steve Harris / Fri, 2007-04-13 10:40 / #

Spare us Jo Brand…


John Hoare's picture Staff

John Hoare / Fri, 2007-04-13 10:46 / #

Spare us Jo Brand…

I think Jo Brand is sometimes quite funny - I have fond memories of Through The Cakehole a few years back, especially an absolutely wonderful quiz show sketch which ended in the most unpleasant bloodbath I’ve ever seen in a sketch show - but she is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING APPALLING on this video. Really, really terrible.

The best actual puppet sketch on there is A Question of Watersport, and it only lasts 10 seconds. It’s great, though.


Steve Harris / Fri, 2007-04-13 11:45 / #

Yes, I think she’s great in small doses, I’m not over keen on her in QI and I found her very boring on Radio 2 when she was part of *a* radio show…

I’ll have to re-watch the Bonkers Guide, it’s been a while…


Sobia / Fri, 2007-04-13 12:57 / #

Also, I expect this is the whole point, but—that picture? That one you used with this article? Yeah, that’s…that’s hard to look at.

Tru Dat.


Pete Part Three's picture

Pete Part Three / Fri, 2007-04-13 13:32 / #

Yeah, that’s kinda put me off going anywhere near Youtube.


John Hoare's picture Staff

John Hoare / Fri, 2007-04-13 17:01 / #

Believe me, if you don’t like the picture, then you don’t want to see the actual videos.

But you’d be missing out on some great comedy. The face-pulling-during-sex section is hilarious.


Austin Ross / Fri, 2007-04-13 17:50 / #

That face just makes me want to actually have sex with Robert Llewellyn.

More than usual, anyway.


AnnabelS's picture

AnnabelS / Fri, 2007-04-13 23:27 / #

Don’t let the face scare you off watching them— in context it’s hilarious!


Phil's picture

Phil / Sat, 2007-04-14 16:12 / #

These are really, really funny. What a shame about the rest of the video.


Jason aka Smeg4Brains's picture

Jason aka Smeg4... / Mon, 2007-04-16 20:34 / #

Oh my god…….I’ve been doing it all wrong!


John Hoare's picture Staff

John Hoare / Fri, 2007-04-27 23:22 / #

Sexual Etiquette By Robert Llewellyn #1 - Undressing - Views: 276
Sexual Etiquette By Robert Llewellyn #2 - Cunnilingus - Views: 959
Sexual Etiquette By Robert Llewellyn #3 - Faces - Views: 187
Sexual Etiquette By Robert Llewellyn #4 - Condoms - Views: 184

OH I WONDER WHICH SEARCH TERM IS OFTEN USED ON YOUTUBE.


Danny Stephenson's picture Staff

Danny Stephenson / Tue, 2007-05-08 20:19 / #

No doubt a certain model maker’s been searching for it…


Jonathan Capps's picture Staff

Jonathan Capps / Tue, 2007-05-08 23:45 / #

> No doubt a certain model maker’s been searching for it…

In many ways, Danny, I fucking love you.


Danny Stephenson's picture Staff

Danny Stephenson / Wed, 2007-05-09 00:22 / #

And I love you, Cappsy.


John Hoare's picture Staff

John Hoare / Sat, 2007-09-08 20:23 / #

Video 4 has been removed due to “terms of use violation”. Clearly, Robert Llewellyn’s cock is an OUTRAGE. Sigh. YouTube’s policies are really stupid at times - I could understand it if it was due to breaking copyright, but there was nothing offensive in that video at all.

I’ll upload it up here when I can find my original copy.


Rad / Sat, 2007-09-08 23:03 / #

The first three parts were amazing, can’t wait for Part 4 and the groinal attachment.


Seb Patrick's picture

Seb Patrick / Sun, 2007-09-09 17:25 / #

Of course, I bet there are still countless dodgy hip-hop videos featuring scantily-clad “honeys” writhing all over fat rappers on Youtube. And videos such as “Dirrty”, “Slave 2 U” and that Beyonce one, I bet they’re all on there as well.