Someone please - shoot me in the head

Oh for Fuck sake! That is just a total, total… a word has yet to be invented to describe how totally whatever-it-is it is, but it is one. And a total, total one at that.

Yeah. Political songs need to be taken from football club themes!

oh no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

fuck no.

WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!!!!!!!!

Sadness.

Beady

What a fucking liberty!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahhahaha hardy ha ha!

But wait, is that meant to make you LIKE her? For real?

Was it a prank?

Quite terrible. Red Dwarf and politics should be kept apart at all times, not even poked with a stick. And if she starts with Rasta-Billy Skank! She’ll be the one with a government health warning!

“Danger. Government Health Warning. Helen Eadie can make you irritable and irrational and has been linked to disorders of the nervous system and bowels.”

why do politicians always nick something from modern culture in an effort to look cool and make a connection with the young or the person on the street?, it never works. Some poxy middle class oik in a suit bein clever!…………

We all know they come from another bloody planet anyway!.

My rant is over………..thankyou for listening!.

The sad thing about politics is that a few years ago, I used to be really interested in it. Which is EXACTLY the kind of thing that people in politics should want - a young person properly interested in politics.

And then, each party managed to systematically piss away my interest by at best implementing policies I strongly disagree with, and at worst acting like twats. So I’m now left with complete political apathy… and with absolutely nobody I actually want to vote for in the next general elections.

That can’t be right, can it? That there’s no party at all in the UK that I feel deserves my support?

I never wanna see or hear from that scum sucking, lying, weasel minded smegger in my entire life.

You can’t get any more Scottish than that clip.