Wrong, wrong, absolutely brimming over with wrongability

Craig in talking-bollocks shocker!

Bless him. That twelve hour stint on the radio the other day obviously buggered his head up.

Fucking idiot.

What we’ve got to do is get Craig round a table, put together a solution package, perhaps over tea and biscuits?

‘Fucking idiot.’

Good point John Hoare, let’s take that on board shall we?

Erm, Andrew, Andrew, do you have anything you want to bring to this forum?

Ah, what a difference a few minutes on the sofa with Phil and Holly can make.

Ooh, pardon.

Why does Andrew have to be such a killjoy Polaroidhead all the time?

Craig seems to believe he still lives in a world where the production status of projects ISN’T constantly reported, and he can say what he likes to appear informed and impressive. Maybe he should have lived in the Golden Age of Hollywood instead.

You know what we could do with? A ‘like’ button.

Gutting…they never learn do they?? Still, we can at least hope that the ‘vibe’ surrounding the production is as positive as Craig makes it out to be, whether the sets are being built yet or not.

In other news…I was just fantasising about all the things I would (and could) give to this gorgeous redheaded Big Brother presenter when some long-haired cunt came onscreen, saying summat about a graph…or whatever. Totally ruined the moment for me!! :P

WHOOPS-A-DAISY

Snigger.

Didn’t you know? Father Christmas is DEAD! Beaten senseless with his own sack of toys!

In other news…I was just fantasising about all the things I would (and could) give to this gorgeous redheaded Big Brother presenter when some long-haired cunt came onscreen, saying summat about a graph…or whatever. Totally ruined the moment for me!! :P

Fame at last.

Oh.

So, Red Dwarf X: We’ve seen this:

http://www.sfx.co.uk/2011/10/12/55945/

and, ergo, this:

http://www.cultbox.co.uk/interviews/exclusives/2124-danny-john-jules-red...

…right?

Looks like unofficial confirmation of what we knew they were trying to do.

Until we hear from Doug: ‘la la la la la la la hearsay and rumour, la la la la la la la i’m not listening’

Even so, reading new articles concerning new episodes which we know *will* be happening fairly soon is pretty exciting. And of course, we all want tickets and are going to be checking the RD site, the Dave site, the assorted SF and comedy sites that are around, Doug’s, Andrew’s, and the cast’s Twitter feeds, hell, maybe even *this* shithole, for even a sniff of the slightest bit of news on how and where and when to *get* tickets for the recording, in the coming weeks.

Aren’t we?

Or is that just me?

An audience of G&Ters in the studio would be… different.