Crazy person in "I'm being terminally shit" shocker

Occasionally some bugger finds their stupid petition to the government over at But, Sir… and decides to try and fight their corner. Why anyone feels the need to come to a blog that gets, on average, 100-200 unique visits a day and fight their corner I have no idea, but the last couple of days we’ve had just that. We shared this petition:

Banish car’s and planes Bring back the Horse and Cart !.
by eva kanaris

Band planes, cars and anything which is causes global warming. Auto mobiles should only be used for Emergency services only. This would stop pollution, and stop fatel car and plane accidents. Why dont we face up to it, that as a modern race we will not do anything to prevent global warming unless it is against the law. Prime minister’s of the world should take charge, and stop relying on the hope that we will take Tv documentary’s seriously unless we are faced with real forceful dramatic action. A tough challenge for us to except and adapt to, either way this is the only positive solution which would do us no harm.

Which, I’m sure you’ll agree, is pretty darn shit. It’s stupid. I won’t even bother going into why it’s stupid. I’d thought it to be a joke, but nevertheless posted it to the site anyway because it’s… well, it’s fucking stupid.

Then Eva herself turned up on the blog, first pretending to be someone named “David Miller”, then actually as herself, trying to fight her corner. I won’t ruin it for you, but here’s the page on the blog. I’m fairly confident she digs wells during the day and she’s just bringing her work home with her.