Pub quiz fail

Question 5: What number am I thinking of?

Question 4: What is the name of the Australian character in Neighbours?

Has every main character said smeg at some point? I can’t remember if Kochanski ever did

Who was born in what year?

Question 91: Where?

Question 23: What? And I’ll repeat that. What?

The Shirt Event. I’ll repeat that; the Shirt Event. I’ll repeat that; the Shit Event I’ll repeat that; the Shirt Event. I’ll repeat that; the Shit Event I’ll repeat that; the Shirt Event. I’ll repeat that; the Shit Event I’ll repeat that; the Shirt Event. I’ll repeat that; the Shit Event… etc!

Since we’re on the subject of pub quiz fails. I feel I have to own up to these two beauties which were on the same quiz.

Question: What word comes before ‘bean’ and after ‘red’?

Our Answer: ‘Coffee’
The Answer: ‘Dwarf’ *bangs head on table*

and this one…

Question: Who wrote ‘Tess Of The D’Urbervilles’?

Our Answer: Blank
The Answer: Thomas Hardy.

Now, the reason I didn’t answer that question was that I was convinced that the guy who was reading the tape that was twisted on Queeg could not have been the guy who wrote it.

Plus I thought Thomas Hardy was the guy who was in ‘All Creatures Great And Small’ and him who played Fudge in the Harry Potter movies…

That was Robert Hardy…

Here endeth the lesson.

I just spluttered on my cup of red coffee.

Well my train of thought for that was that we have green coffee, and red tea. so red coffee is likely.

Question 221: ?

Question?

Question 30: How did I do what?

Answer to Question 23: Daffodils. It bloody is.

Who are you?
What do you do?
Who do you do?
Faves?
Worsties?
Jedwood?
Bye!

Have you seen her lately?

Answer to Question 23: Daffodils. It bloody is.

We should hang out more…

Not that anybody’s the slightest bit interested, but we lost the pub quiz, btw —- a failure to recognise that FrankieGTH spent 15 weeks at no.1 in 1984.

Question 41: 100-58=
Question 42: What is the answer to everything?
Question 43: 6x7=
Question 44: If Robert and john are twins and Robert is 40, how old is John?
Question 45: How have the previous 4 questions got the same answer?

Question 46: Is it?

Question: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42?

Question Twelvety-nine: Did they?

Question 4: Sphincter says what?

Question 1996: Guess the year.

Question 47: If he’s you and you’re him, and you’re him and he’s him, am I still me? Who the hell’s eating this chicken?

So what is it?

What is hap-pen-ning?

I always write that line as “Howhat… is… hhhapp-penninggngh?”

Looks about right to me…really, I shoulda gone online to see how they write it in the script

Actually in retrospect it could probably use a K somewhere at the end.

What’s an iguana?

Question 57: Are you awake?

What, Todhunter?

Question 209: Where did you get them? I want names, I want places, I want dates.

Q -0.745 Why Rimmer?

Also, I found a few that were picked up by my Google Alert at http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100220193449AA4BD2C

Q- Pietersen isn’t is he?

What’s this?…….Learning drugs?!! They’re illegal I’m afraid you’re in very serious, grave, deep trouble! Where did you get them? I want names, I want places, I want dates.