Who premiere

I will be here in LA, sunning it up and lighting cigars with $100 bills.

I’ll be in Wales, wishing I was Ben Paddon.

He neglected to mention it would be Monopoly money.

I had something planned. Now have to see if the two things go together…

I will be victoriously in hiding in the cupboard under the stairs following the annual April Fools Day hide and seek championship……

I was always a master at hide and seek as a child…it isn’t a skill you lose!!

I’ll be in New Zealand so I’LL MISS IT! NOOO! WAAAH! etc

I bet you’re gutted because you’ll be in NZ. … er, not! ;-)

So nobody wants to have a Who-watching get-together, then?
Fine. I don’t care. I shall watch it all alone *sniff*

I will have the door locked, phone off, curtains drawn, my cock out, a big box of tissues and a 9” garlic bread with cheese. The thing is, you know I’m not lying…

….you’re not lying about everything -except the 9 inches!! :P

> I bet you’re gutted because you’ll be in NZ. … er, not! ;-)

I’m afraid not - I’m visting my brother for a couple of weeks who lives out there nowadays. *squee* First time on that side of the world

>….you’re not lying about everything -except the 9 inches!! :P

Boom boom!

I’ll be in Japan… until March 2011!!

> I’ll be in Japan… until March 2011!!

Just in time for the first 12th Doctor series…

‘Ere, aren’t you a piece of string?

> I’m afraid not

I can’t have been the only person thinking it…

Can I? :(