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December 2009

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Dan O'Bannon 1946-2009 / 18.12.09

Lady Manners School Orchestra perform the Red Dwarf Space Suite / 13.12.09

New registrations closed / 02.12.09

No. No, no, please, no... I don't wanna be Duane Dibbley! / 04.11.09

Some news, there / 02.11.09

We're back. Kicking exactly the same amount of bottom as previously, or what! / 27.10.09

Calendar Confusion / 27.10.09

I can't keep up my full tilt, full power, red hot, maximum pace all the time / 26.10.09

MORE NEW RED DWARF IN 2010 / 10.10.09

Might As Well (Dimension) Jump / 09.10.09

"You might think that, I couldn't possibly comment" / 25.09.09

Robline / 23.09.09

Back to the Podium for Back to Earth? / 21.08.09

They Don't Walk Among Us Any More / 12.08.09

Boffoonery! / 10.08.09

Rob Grant to Stand Up? / 31.07.09

Richard O'Callrahahallaghan / 31.07.09

Blu(e Midget)-ray, or something / 24.07.09

July Newsround / 17.07.09

Red Dwarf Site That Isn't G&T Publishes Lengthy In-Depth Article / 19.06.09

New series? / 16.06.09

Back to Bloody Earth / 12.06.09

John Hoare's Downfall... / 08.06.09

Britain's Greatest Face / 02.06.09

Fuckloads of Awesome Shit / 22.05.09

Bamber Bridge Football Club / 19.05.09

He Ain't Heavy, He's My Cover / 13.05.09

Unscene / 08.05.09

Back in the BBFC / 07.05.09

Director's Cut Down / 01.05.09

We're getting a Doug commentary / 25.04.09

I opened it... you've got DVD! / 24.04.09

Back To Earth: A Ratings Success / 14.04.09

Let's Talk About Back To Earth Part Three / 12.04.09

Swallow, if only you could smell what I've smelled with your nose! / 12.04.09

Let's Talk About Back To Earth Part Two / 11.04.09

TWO MILLION / 11.04.09

Let's Talk About Back To Earth Part One / 10.04.09

Well Krytie, Today's the Day... / 10.04.09

G&T Needs YOU / 09.04.09

Off The Telly Premiere Report / 09.04.09

A friendly notice about spoilers... / 08.04.09

The Berkeley Spoiler Hunt / 08.04.09

We hope it's clips, it's clips / 08.04.09

LIVE: Berkeley Square Coverage / 08.04.09

Loose Breakfast / 07.04.09

Football: It's A Funny Old Game by Michelle Keegan / 07.04.09

Spoiling in the Gutters? / 06.04.09

You could call it a vlog / 06.04.09

Got a photograph, picture of / 04.04.09

Bandwidth Limit Exceeded / 04.04.09

Carbug Located! / 03.04.09

BACK TO EARTH OFFICIAL FULL TRAILER! OFFICIALLY! / 03.04.09

Minor differences ahoy! / 03.04.09

Fun Fun Fun in the Brum Brum Brum / 03.04.09

Some Motorcycle Bloke Is Playing A Bus Driver / 03.04.09

A godawful small affair? / 01.04.09

Fearsome! I was fearsome... / 01.04.09

Back To Earth Laugh Track! / 01.04.09

Yeah, Judy Knows / 31.03.09

Kryton 2X4B-523P / 31.03.09

R(ed)aD(warf)io Times / 31.03.09

More Red Dwarf? / 30.03.09

Chris Bloggie / 30.03.09

Postmodern Intertextuality / 30.03.09

Cover Story / 27.03.09

TOS Up / 27.03.09

Teh Grauniad / 26.03.09

I Never Knew There Was So Much In It! / 25.03.09

It is! It's a trailer! / 25.03.09

Chris Barrie on Carbug / 25.03.09

Kryten YouTube Video! / 24.03.09

Lister's Coming Home... / 23.03.09

Incoming Message... / 23.03.09

OMG spoilerzzzz!!!11 / 22.03.09

Insert Amusing Downtime Quote Here / 21.03.09

New Teaser! First look at ship! / 21.03.09

ScutterCast / 19.03.09

In Kingston Town / 18.03.09

Two new piccies! / 18.03.09

"Twenty grand teeth. That's weird. So where was I?" / 16.03.09

First BtE Teasers? / 14.03.09

Bunkroom piccies / 13.03.09

SFX: Hunt The Covers! / 12.03.09

Synoptic Enhancer / 11.03.09

Of course, women will have to be banned from playing the cello... / 10.03.09

It's not finished... / 08.03.09

I like it when they put someone's head over the bottom of the "F" so it looks like the magazine is called SEX / 06.03.09

Danny acquitted of all assault charges / 06.03.09

The End / 05.03.09

We're back! / 05.03.09

Big Katerina is here! / 04.03.09

Erm... smeg? / 04.03.09

NEW TOS FORUM / 02.03.09

Studio Shoot Wrapped / 02.03.09

Edit News / 27.02.09

PHOTO! PHOTO! / 25.02.09

That's Bilbo Bagshot's shop, isn't it? / 23.02.09

You've Been Krytered! / 21.02.09

Location shoot in Richmond / 21.02.09

In Depth

Icon for DwarfCast 23 - Dimension Jump XVDwarfCast 23 - Dimension Jump XV / 20.10.09

Combat those post-DJ blues by reminding yourself how much fun you had last week contrasted with how miserable you are now

Icon for DwarfCast 22 - Back to Earth DVD ReviewDwarfCast 22 - Back to Earth DVD Review / 09.07.09

DwarfCasts: because it’s easier to do one of these than write something.

Icon for Oh Boy, Were We Suckered!Oh Boy, Were We Suckered! / 21.04.09

Here at G&T, we like to talk a lot. We also like to pretend we know what we’re talking about. Often, we don’t.

Icon for DwarfCast 21 - Back to Earth Part 3 Instant ReactionDwarfCast 21 - Back to Earth Part 3 Instant Reaction / 13.04.09

Welcome to the special 21st edition of DwarfCasts! In this episode… well, nothing much, really…

Icon for DwarfCast 20 - Back to Earth Part 2 Instant ReactionDwarfCast 20 - Back to Earth Part 2 Instant Reaction / 12.04.09

Hello, and welcome to another edition of TyrellCast

Icon for DwarfCast 19 - Back to Earth Part 1 Instant ReactionDwarfCast 19 - Back to Earth Part 1 Instant Reaction / 10.04.09

Well, fuck us sideways

Icon for VIDEO: Berkeley Square ReportVIDEO: Berkeley Square Report / 10.04.09

A full video report from the Back To Earth event at Berkeley Square. Hooray!

Icon for G&T Interviews Doug Naylor... Again!G&T Interviews Doug Naylor... Again! / 09.04.09

What, you think we’d show up at a public event with Doug Naylor in attendance and NOT stick a microphone under his nose?

Icon for VIDEO: Live From The "Red" "Carpet"VIDEO: Live From The "Red" "Carpet" / 09.04.09

While we knuckle down and try and knock the main video into some sort of reasonable shape, here’s a little teaser…

Icon for CarPoolCarPool / 05.04.09

We take a look at Robert Llewellyn’s online car-based interview series, and its latest edition - featuring one Craig Charles…

Icon for DwarfCast 18 - Back to Earth Preview SpecialDwarfCast 18 - Back to Earth Preview Special / 31.03.09

What, you didn’t think we’d let the buildup to BTE pass by without an special preview Dwarfcast, did you?

Icon for DwarfCast 17 - White Hole CommentaryDwarfCast 17 - White Hole Commentary / 02.03.09

“So what is it?” “I’ve never seen one before, no-one has, but I’m guessing it’s a Dwarfcast.” “A *Dwarf* cast?”

Icon for Wally Who?: A First Look & ListenWally Who?: A First Look & Listen / 24.02.09

Yet another old Grant Naylor radio sit-com is dragged kicking and screaming from the archives.

Icon for DwarfCast 16 - Me2 CommentaryDwarfCast 16 - Me2 Commentary / 15.02.09

The podcast that can proudly claim to be “Better Than Iain Lee’s Shindiggery” returns once more…

Icon for DwarfCast 15 - Stasis Leak CommentaryDwarfCast 15 - Stasis Leak Commentary / 07.02.09

At this time of high drama and excitement in the Red Dwarf world, only one thing can top the Carbug picture…

Icon for DwarfCast 14 - The Last Day CommentaryDwarfCast 14 - The Last Day Commentary / 29.08.08

Rejoice, for one of the most sporadic Podcasts on the Internet is back… FOR NOW.

Icon for Craig Charles' LogCraig Charles' Log / 01.07.08

Over the years there has been a great many pieces of official Red Dwarf merchandise, including some high quality titles such as The Making of Red Dwarf, Red Dwarf VIII: The Official Book and The Official Red Dwarf Companion...

Icon for DwarfCast 13 - Balance of Power CommentaryDwarfCast 13 - Balance of Power Commentary / 23.03.08

Cappsy and Seb talk over the episode that is better than YOU think it is.

Icon for DwarfCast 12 - Quarantine CommentaryDwarfCast 12 - Quarantine Commentary / 13.03.08

Yet another ancient commentary!

Icon for The Top 51 Episodes of Red DwarfThe Top 51 Episodes of Red Dwarf / 15.02.08

Alright, pop-pickers. To celebrate this very special occasion, G&T presents a definitive (well, definitive to us) countdown…

Icon for DwarfCast 11 - Legion CommentaryDwarfCast 11 - Legion Commentary / 04.02.08

The commentaries are back, everyone!

Icon for DwarfCast 10 - DJXIVDwarfCast 10 - DJXIV / 10.01.08

Not. In. Fucking. Time.

Icon for Red Dwarf 2008 Calendar ReviewRed Dwarf 2008 Calendar Review / 31.12.07

Just. In. Fucking. Time.

Icon for Red Christmas: Mobisode ReviewRed Christmas: Mobisode Review / 30.12.07

How do the all-new Christmas mobisodes hold up?

Icon for Just The Smegs ReviewJust The Smegs Review / 27.12.07

Ups. Outs. Broadcast. VII. VIII. Good? Read.

Icon for G&T Interviews Doug NaylorG&T Interviews Doug Naylor / 15.12.07

Doug Naylor speaks exclusively to G&T about Bodysnatcher, the movie, the BBC, and lots more besides. READ THIS NOW.

Icon for Red Dwarf: The Bodysnatcher Collection ReviewRed Dwarf: The Bodysnatcher Collection Review / 25.11.07

IT. IS. HERE.

Icon for Norman Lovett's Slide ShowNorman Lovett's Slide Show / 10.08.07

Norman takes you through almost a year of his life in pictures and has a moan or two on the way.

Icon for Wrinkles: A Second, much bigger, ListenWrinkles: A Second, much bigger, Listen / 08.06.07

“You will not believe… honestly, you will not believe what’s been going on here at the old folk’s home… Unbelievable!”

Icon for The Last NovelsThe Last Novels / 24.03.07

The Red Dwarf novels are some of the finest TV to book adaptations in existence...

Icon for Xtended Revisited: Tikka To RideXtended Revisited: Tikka To Ride / 18.03.07

It seems odd, given our ludicrous obession with the minuate of obscure production details, that we haven't really covered the Xtended episodes...

Icon for Infax Wet Dreams - Part TwoInfax Wet Dreams - Part Two / 15.03.07

I left you LITERALLY on tenterhooks last article, promising that there would be more interesting stuff to come...

Icon for DwarfCast 9 - Tikka to Ride CommentaryDwarfCast 9 - Tikka to Ride Commentary / 26.02.07

The sixth commentary is here, and with it our first foray into that thorny issue that is Series VII.

Icon for DwarfCast 8 - Meltdown CommentaryDwarfCast 8 - Meltdown Commentary / 07.02.07

It's a few days late, but better that than releasing them all at once, eh? Yes is the answer, by the way.

Icon for Now You See It...Now You See It... / 05.02.07

UPDATED! See the comments for further info! Anyone heard of the rumour that the TARDIS appears in Red Dwarf? Yes? No? Maybe? Want to know if it’s true? Read on...

Icon for Infax Wet Dreams - Part OneInfax Wet Dreams - Part One / 22.01.07

Infax, or the BBC Programme Catalogue, is a wonderful thing...

Icon for DwarfCast 7 - Dimension Jump CommentaryDwarfCast 7 - Dimension Jump Commentary / 21.01.07

Well, it's been a while since we last sexually aroused you with our thundering, knee-tremblingly wonderful voices, so here's another one of them there 'DwarfCasts' all the kids aren't talking about.

Icon for Mozart, Mendelssohn, or MotörheadMozart, Mendelssohn, or Motörhead / 11.01.07

Here's something "interesting" I've just been thinking about...

Icon for FatFat / 08.01.07

Look, everyone! Rob Grant's Fat! Alright, that's the last time we'll use that joke, we promise...

Icon for DwarfCast 6 - The Inquisitor CommentaryDwarfCast 6 - The Inquisitor Commentary / 10.12.06

Since we were a week late with the last DwarfCast, we thought we'd give you another this week in an attempt to a) punish you and b) to detract away from the fact we're not publishing a proper article on something interesting this weekend.

Icon for DwarfCast 5 - Krytie TV CommentaryDwarfCast 5 - Krytie TV Commentary / 03.12.06

It may be a week late, but if you enjoy listening to a group of drunken oafs shouting opinions at each other then you're in for a treat!

Icon for Starhyke - Memorabilia previewStarhyke - Memorabilia preview / 28.11.06

Having looked forward to viewing the pilot for some time, well more so since producer Jonathan Brown appeared on G&T, I obtained an early entry ticket for Memorabilia solely to enable me to catch the show and Q&A session with a 10:15 kick off...

Icon for Free agentsFree agents / 27.11.06

Remember when me and Ian wrote articles together? Ah, those were the days...

Icon for Red Dwarf: Beat The GeekRed Dwarf: Beat The Geek / 20.11.06

Beat The Geek was, to say the least, hyped...

Icon for DwarfCast 4 - Thanks for the Memory CommentaryDwarfCast 4 - Thanks for the Memory Commentary / 12.11.06

DwarfCast 4 and the first of our episode commentaries.

Icon for BoneheadBonehead / 11.11.06

I originally published this article, or a version of it, on my own weblog, The Holoship Enlightenment, and I was asked to expand on it for publication at the (sodding) esteemed (fucking cunting) website, Ganymede and Titan...

Icon for DwarfCast 3 - Beat The Geek ReviewDwarfCast 3 - Beat The Geek Review / 02.11.06

Better late and hastily edited than never...

Icon for Maid Marian And Her Merry Men: The Complete Series Two DVDMaid Marian And Her Merry Men: The Complete Series Two DVD / 22.10.06

Well, with Series 3 of Maid Marian being released on Monday (although I already have the DVD - ta, Play), I thought it would be appropriate to, erm, review Series 2...

Icon for DwarfCast 2 - DJXIII Byte 2DwarfCast 2 - DJXIII Byte 2 / 17.10.06

I have so many things to apologise for.

Icon for Get Some Perspective?Get Some Perspective? / 13.10.06

I originally started this article with a standard rant about the mainstream media's attitude towards geeks...

Icon for The PlanThe Plan / 11.10.06

Fan fiction...

Icon for Just The Shows - Volume 2Just The Shows - Volume 2 / 05.10.06

I am such a twat...

Icon for DwarfCast 1 - DJXIII Byte 1DwarfCast 1 - DJXIII Byte 1 / 01.10.06

That’s DwarfCasts. Not PodCasts like you and Skeletor think.

Icon for Dimension Jump XIII Report: Byte OneDimension Jump XIII Report: Byte One / 25.09.06

Another year, another DJ...

Icon for The only survivors...The only survivors... / 20.09.06

Folks, today is a day for both sadness and joy...

Icon for The Brittas Empire: The Complete Series Four DVDThe Brittas Empire: The Complete Series Four DVD / 15.09.06

And so, over two and a half years late, we continue our look at the Brittas DVDs...

Icon for Maid Marian And Her Merry Men: The Complete Series One DVDMaid Marian And Her Merry Men: The Complete Series One DVD / 11.09.06

Mud, mud, all over the street, it sticks to your feet, It's mud, mud, You get it in your hair, you get it everywhere, that mud, brown mud...

Icon for Wrinkles: A First ListenWrinkles: A First Listen / 05.09.06

There comes a point in most fan’s existence when their fandom, if it chooses to, reaches the next level...

Series VIII DVD Review / 26.03.06

Ah, VIII...

Future Extras Redux / 21.03.06

Sorry? What was that, Andrew?

Red Dwarf DVD - Series VIII Review / 12.03.06

This is all starting to get predictable now, isn't it? Does anyone reading this honestly think I'm going to turn around and rubbish this DVD to pieces? Anyone? No, I thought not...

Red Dwarf Calendar 2006 / 23.12.05

Product: Red Dwarf Calendar 2006 Supplier: World of Calendars Price: £7...

Episode Orders / 05.12.05

Here we are, then; an article detailing the different orders of Red Dwarf episodes, both broadcast and video...

Incompetence Review / 20.11.05

I'm sure that I don't need to tell you lot of Rob's ability to write a good yarn, and, even though the mainly-excellent Colony had an ending which made me want to throw things, I was still looking forward to reading this.

Red Dwarf DVD - Series VII Review / 28.10.05

Series VII, then...

Series VII DVD Review / 27.10.05

There's a problem with the Series VII DVD...

The Humour of Red Dwarf / 04.09.05

Just what exactly is humour? The Macquarie Encyclopaedic Dictionary describes humour as, "one of the four chief bodily fluids, blood, choler or yellow bile, phlegm, and melancholy or black vile, regarded as determining, by their relative proportions in the system, a person's physical and mental constitution...

Technological Singularities: A Medium for Accident and Chance / 31.08.05

"Within thirty years, we will have the technological means to create superhuman intelligence...

The Cast That Might Have Been / 21.08.05

Doug Naylor has always insisted that Red Dwarf: The Movie has the original cast...

Yeah, They're Called "Dreams" / 31.07.05

In the world of sitcom, there are of course many central themes, ideas and structures...

Red Dwarf and Genre / 30.07.05

"Choose a contemporary television series and analyse how it can be said to conform or not to a particular programme genre...

The Myth of [cite]Red Dwarf 1[/cite] / 27.07.05

Red Dwarf 1 is slower paced and less action packed than subsequent series...

In Defence of VIII? / 24.07.05

I think VIII is better than VII...

Why Rimmer IS Red Dwarf / 15.07.05

Craig Charles is, for many reasons, regarded outside the Red Dwarf fan base as being the main star of the show...

Justice: or, Crime and Punishment / 31.05.05

Crime is a prevalent theme in much fiction - and it's certainly is no stranger to science fiction...

Cassandra: or, The Marriage Twixt Myth and Story / 25.03.05

The idea of knowing the future has always been a subject that has fascinated science fiction authors...

Series VI DVD Review / 24.02.05

It's big! It's thorough! It's stupidly late! It's G&T's Series VI DVD review! Hurrah!

Red Dwarf DVD - Series VI Review / 23.02.05

Ah well, here we go again...

Thanks for the Memory: or, How to Write an Homage / 13.02.05

Over the years, SF has had its fair share of homages...

Cause and Effect / 21.01.05

Red Dwarf's effects...

Wrinkles: A First Look / 18.01.05

Before I get started I should point out that what you see here is severely truncated compared to my original plans (hence the rubbish title 'A First Look')...

Starbug Electronic Playset / 11.01.05

Product: Starbug Electronic Playset Supplier: Product Enterprise Price: £29...

Hitchhiker's v. Dwarf (1988 - present) / 24.12.04

"The most original of authors are not so because they advance what is new, but more because they know how to say something, as if it had never been said before...

Corgi Twinpack / 22.12.04

Product: Red Dwarf & Starbug Twinpack Supplier: Corgi Price: £9...

Programme Analysis / 19.12.04

The brief for my main assignment for the first semester of my TV Production course was to analysise any television programme, of any genre, from any period...

Pete: Part II / 26.11.04

Approximately six years ago, the final few episodes of Red Dwarf were broadcast on terrestrial television...

Series V DVD Review (Fuchal) / 13.11.04

Well, it's time for my first DVD review, with the release of Series V...

Series V DVD Review / 09.11.04

The vast majority of us have had to wait until the actual release date before getting our grubby little hands on this DVD...

Just The Shows - Volume 1 / 17.10.04

Ah. Saturday morning...

Holoship: or, Love Stories / 15.10.04

Love stories and science fiction are not always words that are spoken in the same sentence, unless that sentence was "I love science fiction stories," or "Fiction stories love science," but the last one seems a bit unnusual...

Turning Japanese - Series VI / 14.10.04

The Japanese DVDs of Red Dwarf - of which all eight series have already been released - represent perhaps the most drastically-altered versions of the series out there...

Pete: Part I / 21.09.04

Right...

The Rob Grant Interview / 31.08.04

Since the split of the writing partnership of Grant Naylor, Rob Grant has most certainly been the quiter of the two...

Comedy Connections Reflections / 31.08.04

Red Dwarf may have had 52 successful episodes spanning over 8 series and 11 years but seldom has any documentary of any worth been produced to celebrate the show.

Out of Time: or, Alternate Personalities / 27.08.04

Alternate personalities constitute a wide-ranging subgenre of SF - there can be many variations on this theme, including electronic creation of alternate personalities (The Terminal Experiment (1995), Robert J...

Futurama Echoes / 24.08.04

While the American sci-fi cartoon Futurama is thoroughly, undeniably different from Red Dwarf, there are still some tantalizing similarities flowing through it that really make one wonder if perhaps one of the writing staff is not a Dwarfer at heart.

Lonely Among Us / 21.08.04

The Best TV Shows That Never Were: or, How I Learned to Hate TV / 16.08.04

(Keep in mind that quotes from the show may be slightly off, due to the broken state of my VCR...

The John Pomphrey Interview / 15.08.04

John Pomphrey is the man responsible for all the gorgeous lighting for the first six series of Red Dwarf...

The Mike Tucker Interview / 13.08.04

Mike Tucker is one cog in the genius machine that is (was) the BBC VisFX department, and has worked on Red Dwarf since the first series...